Mile High Sci-Fi: Runaway
120 Minute Running Time
Friday September 24 at 8pm and Saturday, September 25 at 7pm & 930pm
Here's all you need to know about Runaway:
1) Tom Selleck stars
2) Odds are you have never seen it
3) It sucks
4) We've made it hilarious
Tom Selleck is known for his roles as "Magnum PI" and "Lassiter", but really he is best known for his beautiful 80's moustache. His perfect flavor-saver rivals those proudly sported by Burt Reynolds and Dale Earnhardt (rest his soul) as one of the greatest of their generation.
SO, to celebrate the stash we're letting anyone with a decent moustache in at two tickets for the price of one. Great chance to bring a friend who has never been to a show!
The judgment of whether or not your stash passes mouster will be made by the Tivoli box office staff and their decisions are final and non-negotiable. They are the Moustache Gods this weekend so no arguing if they turn you away.
Doesn't this discriminate against many women, kids and non-rednecks? Of course it does, but they'll have their day one day (whatever that means). Are fakes allowed? Well, like we said, it is all up to the subjective opinion of the people at the desk. Probably worth a try though.
So, wax that upper-lip caterpillar of yours, comb out the snot and head on down to the Tivoli this weekend for Runaway. See you then.
MHSF's cool kick-ass sponsors:
Dale's Pale Ale, The Onion, Comedy Works and Stranahan's Colorado Whiskey